I can’t explain it but your brother’s front door is on the back of his house.
Marin said:
I can’t explain it but your brother’s front door is on the back of his house.
Yeah, chimney columns in the front? I’m architecture shaming.
Marin said:
I can’t explain it but your brother’s front door is on the back of his house.
Yeah, chimney columns in the front? I’m architecture shaming.
Not to mention that ugly metal roof.
@Teagan
I like the look of a metal roof.
Marin said:
I can’t explain it but your brother’s front door is on the back of his house.
It looks happy though, and with a yard like that it should be.
Chimney=nose, Windows=eyes, Garden Border=smile.
If he likes grass so much, why did he replace the lawn with a carpet?
Is your brother the head Greenskeeper at Augusta National perchance?
Zion said:
Is your brother the head Greenskeeper at Augusta National perchance?
Perchance. 
Zion said:
Is your brother the head Greenskeeper at Augusta National perchance?
Perchance.
You can’t just say ‘perchance.’
Zion said:
Is your brother the head Greenskeeper at Augusta National perchance?
Negative, he is a master carpenter.
Zion said:
Is your brother the head Greenskeeper at Augusta National perchance?
Negative, he is a master carpenter.
Is there a difference between just being a carpenter and master carpenter?
@Whit
Skill level, what all you can do vs can’t do, how you do what you do.
Zion said:
Is your brother the head Greenskeeper at Augusta National perchance?
[deleted]
His reign extends beyond just your family I think.
I bet he’s always going on about soil pH levels and fertilizer ratios.
…not a single tree in the front yard??
Anik said:
…not a single tree in the front yard??
There are 2 on the patch between the sidewalk and road.
HOT DANG that’s nice.
I hope he put some of that effort into his mulch patch this coming spring. The lawn would benefit greatly from a pop of color!