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Put it in a spice grinder and spread it around the lawn as much as possible.
Nuke and start over. You’ll always know that leaf was there, even if you remove it.
Galen said:
Nuke and start over. You’ll always know that leaf was there, even if you remove it.
The only right answer. I don’t even mow my grass anymore. If it gets too long, nuke it and start over.
I’d mulch it but do at least 4 passes.
Avery said:
I’d mulch it but do at least 4 passes.
Don’t forget to rake it before you mulch it 4 times.
Time for a pro; this is unmanageable.
Eat it. Tastes yummy.
Cut it up with scissors and use it to mulch a flower.
Put it on your tree lawn and then call the city every day to ask when they’re coming to pick up leaves.
I’d call the city vacuum truck.
A volume like that, the only reasonable answer is to burn it.
Neither.
That’s for a bonfire.
I’m calling the city.
I’d go half and half and make everyone happy.
Backpack blower. Your forearms will thank me after an hour or so.
Is that from your neighbor’s tree?
Thorne said:
Is that from your neighbor’s tree?
As usual. I might just throw it into his yard.
It’s too much; you’re going to have to nuke the entire lawn and start over at this point.
I’d return it to your neighbor’s yard.