Oh so he thinks he’s better than you? I’d lay a fresh shit in the middle of that. What area does this guy live in? That’s a damn stunner of a lawn for being this close to December.
That’s terrible, all those perfect lines and all healthy and stuff … 
What stripe kit does your BIL use?
What kind of mower does he have? Looks like a reel mower lifted up a bit.
No pets. No one walks on that. I can get an AI image and feel good about it too. That’s not a real yard.
Does he …use it? Is this just a grass farm?
I thought this was someone’s Minecraft base.
My lab would ruin that in a week.
This lawn screams “HEALTHY!”
Val said:
This lawn screams “HEALTHY!”
Yes!
I’ll predict they have 3 kids and he hates your sister. He spends most of his weekends tending to the lawn out back and none of the kids’ friends are invited over to play because they will f up his lines.
He goes to bed at 7pm which is 2 hours after he’s come inside for the day. Often he’s in that shed staring at the walls thinking of his days before kids and a wife. He doesn’t drink, likes 80’s pop music, and drives a conservative vehicle so he can put 13% into his Roth IRA that he droned on incessantly to you at the Thanksgiving dinner. He hates football as it takes him away from his lawn but keeps up a little on it so he can talk about it on Mondays at work so he sounds like 2 of the guys.
/s
I’m sure he’s a good dude and proud of the lawn and his property.